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Anonymous asked: Why the FUCK would you have someone being raped on your blog? Are you really the fucking RETARD you seem to be?

um, i really have no idea what you are talking about? could you please point out where exactly this is? and either way, is it really up to you to decide what is appropriate content for my blog? 

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Anonymous asked: do you have a tagged/me page?

not atm, but i have been thinking about creating one. i am not quite sure how to do it though and i am pretty lazy 99 percent of the time

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Anonymous asked: hello

oh sweet anon, what you do to me with but the simplest of words.

jks, sup m8

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Anonymous asked: you're sexy as fuck

stoked mate

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Anonymous asked: an independent woman

some mistake us for whores

im sayin why spend mine, when i can spend yours?

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Anonymous asked: ANON

awoooooooo

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Anonymous asked: 29-47

oh so you want to know all my deep tmi secrets anon. i feel like this is cheating to just write a group of numbers than each individually but i feel like im just going to roll with it.

29: Have you had sex so far this year?

nooooooooooooooooooooo. do not remind me. men are all promises, no follow through.

30: How many times did you have sex last year?

unsure? somewhere between a dozen and two?

31: Do you shave your neither regions?

yes

32: What’s your dirtiest secret?

not really sure how to answer this. like thinking or doing or what? BE MORE SPECIFIC

33: Do you shower every day?

yes except for if i am not smelly and not leaving the house or seeing anybody which is rare ey

34: Do you masturbate?

yes. who doesnt lal

35: Do you drink/smoke?

i definitely drink. currently intoxicated on a solo bottle of wine. smoking happens on occasion if drunk and a boy gives me cigarettes or cigars with my special lady.

36: Do you do drugs?

not currently.

37: Did you do anything illegal in 2011 and if so, what was it?

this is the internet friend, what if i ever want to ever leave the country? this could be used as evidence! the simple answer is yes though.

38: What about 2012?

i dont think so in the last 6 days. casinos are very strict about that sort of thing and its kind of been keeping me occupied.

39: How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

approximately 3 minutes. i like to touch

40: What words do you like to hear during sex?

dirty ones

41: What is your favourite roleplay?

i dont really know much in this territory. man in charge always though.

42: What is your favourite foreplay routine?

im not heaps into foreplay but i definitely like giving the guy head to kick things off

43: Biggest age difference with your partner(s)?

not sure how old some are really so its hard to tell…. prolly 10-15 years?

44: Have you ever had sex with man?

no. because i am a lesbian. lal. what kind of question is this, of course i have.

45: A woman?

noooooooo

46: Are you hygienic? (i.e. wash your hands after the bathroom every time, shower on a regular basis, brush your teeth everyday, etc)

yes. i dont see how this is a tmi question though?

47: Kinkiest wet dream?

shit. i dont even think you want to know. though you can probably ask clark, he sleeps in my bed every night and apparently i often have sex dreams.


my god that was long and drawn out, break it up next time friend. will maybs delete this after some careful consideration, but maybe not after another drink. so who is it that wants to know all these answers by the way?

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Anonymous asked: who is cute duckface in that last photo?

sometimes i forget there are people in the world who don’t know all my friends ever. from left to right it is me, clark, millie and travis

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Anonymous asked: pussy gurl

ms pussy.

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Anonymous asked: I think you're a really beautiful human being and I love you more than you realise. It's nice to know I made you as one of my best friends this year. I love you and that is all. Oh I'm supposed to ask something. Ahahahha. What is your favourite type of cheese?

well that is just the loveliest thing. BUT HOW COULD YOU ASK ME MY FAVOURITE CHEESE, I FECKING LOVE CHEESE, IT IS THE BEST, DON’T ASK ME TO PICK FAVOURITES. what the fuck m8

<3

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Anonymous asked: one of your friends had sex outside a brothel in a parked car. advice?

oh thats super whorey. i approve. i would however rather be taken to a carpark at a respectable establishment, something more in the vicinity of woolworths.

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Anonymous asked: you're not whorey enough, sager

i know. i need to try harder. any takers to help me out?

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Anonymous asked: i am so glad i am not in your life anymore

i definitely am too seeing as how you are essentially anonymously telling me you think i am crap. and the funniest thing is that i haven’t changed at all. so congratulations, hope your life is great, continue trying to bring people down etc etc 

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Anonymous asked: you're such a great person and friend... it won't take much guess work to see who this is. haha. damn it.

you are a massive cutie. love you so much. also thanks for being part of such a great christmas! hehehe i will miss you so much while im away, dont have too much fun! but actually please do.

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Anonymous asked: if you could change one thing about your high school friends what would it bee?

wow this is a weird question, people dont usually ask semi-sane things. i think all the bad things about my high school friends was a combo of their attitudes and my own willingness just to stick with it y’know?

if i could change one thing about my high school friends though it would be that they would just relax. nobody gives a shit what you do and nobody cares what you think. none of this fucking matters. so do what you want, not whats good for you or your future or your reputation. let loose a little, mix it up, live your fucking life, you’re a teenager yeah. get into it.

but the people i have stuck with from high school are the people who i didnt neccessarily hang out with all that much, but have turned out to be the top notch people in my life. love you guys