A TEXT POST

Anonymous asked: 29-47

oh so you want to know all my deep tmi secrets anon. i feel like this is cheating to just write a group of numbers than each individually but i feel like im just going to roll with it.

29: Have you had sex so far this year?

nooooooooooooooooooooo. do not remind me. men are all promises, no follow through.

30: How many times did you have sex last year?

unsure? somewhere between a dozen and two?

31: Do you shave your neither regions?

yes

32: What’s your dirtiest secret?

not really sure how to answer this. like thinking or doing or what? BE MORE SPECIFIC

33: Do you shower every day?

yes except for if i am not smelly and not leaving the house or seeing anybody which is rare ey

34: Do you masturbate?

yes. who doesnt lal

35: Do you drink/smoke?

i definitely drink. currently intoxicated on a solo bottle of wine. smoking happens on occasion if drunk and a boy gives me cigarettes or cigars with my special lady.

36: Do you do drugs?

not currently.

37: Did you do anything illegal in 2011 and if so, what was it?

this is the internet friend, what if i ever want to ever leave the country? this could be used as evidence! the simple answer is yes though.

38: What about 2012?

i dont think so in the last 6 days. casinos are very strict about that sort of thing and its kind of been keeping me occupied.

39: How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

approximately 3 minutes. i like to touch

40: What words do you like to hear during sex?

dirty ones

41: What is your favourite roleplay?

i dont really know much in this territory. man in charge always though.

42: What is your favourite foreplay routine?

im not heaps into foreplay but i definitely like giving the guy head to kick things off

43: Biggest age difference with your partner(s)?

not sure how old some are really so its hard to tell…. prolly 10-15 years?

44: Have you ever had sex with man?

no. because i am a lesbian. lal. what kind of question is this, of course i have.

45: A woman?

noooooooo

46: Are you hygienic? (i.e. wash your hands after the bathroom every time, shower on a regular basis, brush your teeth everyday, etc)

yes. i dont see how this is a tmi question though?

47: Kinkiest wet dream?

shit. i dont even think you want to know. though you can probably ask clark, he sleeps in my bed every night and apparently i often have sex dreams.


my god that was long and drawn out, break it up next time friend. will maybs delete this after some careful consideration, but maybe not after another drink. so who is it that wants to know all these answers by the way?

  1. onthetipofmybraintongue said: meow meow meow. hoping the special lady is me and the cigars are my brain. love you
  2. stayouttariverdale said: a dozen and two? Jelly.
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